“Someone recently cleaned this chair, removing all of the cat hair. We will replace it.”
“Even though you believe you now see us lying atop your special ‘girl bed’ which you wish to keep clean and free of cat hair, dirty paw prints, and hacked up furballs, your mind is deceiving you. We are not here. You will not remember this encounter. Now go away and do not come back until it is feeding time.”
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