Iranian Nuclear Talks Breakthrough Reached!
And what a deal it is.
Lost Socks and the Secrets of Star Travel
Okay, the title may seem a bit outlandish. But bear with me here. (To my surprise, this has turned out to be one of my most popular blog entries).
Texas Guns To Vote on People Control
In the Lone Star State, guns outnumber people. What if they had the vote?
Revenge of the Scorned Cat Man
How I got back at my cat and restored social justice to the household.
The Job Applicant Darwin Awards
Title tells all. And best of all, it's all real—nothing made up or even exaggerated.
This is going to get me into big trouble
Pictures of scantily clad women are flooding my computer screen. It's not what you think. I'm the victim here.
Egyptologists reveal language breakthrough
You heard it here first. Scientists kept this discovery under wraps for months.
"Pretty woman": Yesterday's classic hit is today's sexual harassment
Do not sing this song out loud. You could get busted for sexual harassment. We are all going to have to adjust our thinking—and our culture.
Mingling with the Gladidonts
I was feeling pretty good about not being anything like some of the people I met at the mall—until a grim reality hit me.
Constitutional Shield Sought for Hurt Feelings
Contrary to the beliefs of most Americans, citizens do not have a Constitutional right not to be offended. It's time for that to change.
Surrendering the Penis
Boy was Freud ever right about that whole penis envy thing. And it's getting uglier by the day. The next step, in the name of gender equality, is obvious.
In Praise of Stupid Criminals
So. These three robbers walk into a gun store. And they pull out pistols. And....
Celebrating Hollywood's Exciting New Movie Genre: The Vom Com
An unflinching examination of Hollywood's unflinching examination of some things that really should be examined only flinchingly, if at all.
Hollywood Files for Idea Bankruptcy
The court action has left most Hollywood productions--all of them sequels or prequels--in limbo.
Why Is This Medical Vendor Yelling at Me?
Burqa Company Announces Expansion and IPO
The success of ISIS and Boko Haram is creating some excellent business opportunities.
I’ve Recovered from My Embarrassment
Bride of the Bloviator
Feminism has not advanced this far. Yet.
How it could have been, but wasn't.
Memo to dead terrorists: how's that 72 virgin thing working out for you?
Let's hope this vision of the future does not come to pass.
My first blog entry was also the most-read to date.