There are few better ways to feel good about yourself than by making a trip to the mall.
I'm a great fan of people-watching, or at least I
used to be. Since taking my self-awarded
sabbatical, I haven't gotten out of the house as much, but instead have been
slaving away over a hot keyboard, trying to get 33 years’ worth of personal
writing projects done in two while also preparing and then delivering a daily
radio program. But recently The Bride of
the Bloviator (a.k.a the Petunia of Penstemon Drive) needed some shoes, so off
we went to the mall.
Malls are useful for buying things, but they're
also a great diversion. I particularly
enjoy watching the gladidonts and comparing notes. In case you’re not familiar with the concept,
a gladidont is a person you run into who inspires you think, or perhaps even
say out loud (although in a low voice) to your companion, "I'm glad I
don't [fill in the blank.]"