I'm Forrest Carr, novelist, blogger, land snark, and former TV news director and talk radio host. I tackle politics, cats, the media, paranormal psychology, dreams, God, guns, evolution, rat bastards, and anything else that might make you think or laugh, maybe even simultaneously. And, oh yeah, I have cancer, which makes me the Walter White of bloggers. You have been warned.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
The Twitterization of the News
Over the past three days I've been discussing on my radio show how it is that the entire nation has come to believe, erroneously, that an Arizona legislator has called for and is pushing a law to make church attendance mandatory. The story went from one politician's tweet to headlines within mainstream media news reports at the speed of light. Today I wrote a piece for the Radio Television Digital News Association about how this happened, and what it says about how Twitter values have caused mainstream journalists to lose their minds. You can find that article here.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Sylvia Allen and Mandatory Church: Anatomy of a Hatchet Job
The
startling allegation exploded into mainstream news headlines. It began with a
single tweet. These days, that is all it
takes.
I have to hand it to Arizona State Sen. Steve Farley, Democrat from Tucson. He did a number on Republican Sylvia Allen. And he did it with the full and enthusiastic cooperation of the media. News stories from coast to coast are proclaiming that Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen “wants to make church attendance mandatory.”
Does she really? Well, it’s funny you should ask. Because not one of the reporters who rushed to air or publish this story bothered to do so. Just for grins, and to be different from the mainstream media, let’s check the facts.
I have to hand it to Arizona State Sen. Steve Farley, Democrat from Tucson. He did a number on Republican Sylvia Allen. And he did it with the full and enthusiastic cooperation of the media. News stories from coast to coast are proclaiming that Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen “wants to make church attendance mandatory.”
Does she really? Well, it’s funny you should ask. Because not one of the reporters who rushed to air or publish this story bothered to do so. Just for grins, and to be different from the mainstream media, let’s check the facts.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Oh, my God. Is it happening? This was supposed to be fiction!
This novel doesn't have a ripped-from-the-headlines feel. It's the other way around. Real events are ripping headlines from the novel. There were two more this week.
Violent flash mobs hit the
streets? Check.
Jetliners falling out of the sky,
under the control of homicidal maniacs? Check.
Sleeping sickness erupts?
Check.
World goes mad? Zombie
apocalypse to follow? Stand by.
Coast To Coast AM listeners heard
these predictions just last month. Readers of my novel, A
Journal of the Crazy Year, saw them even sooner.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
In Praise of the Humble Zombie
Boy meets
girl. Girl becomes zombie. Can’t live with her. Can’t shoot her. Sometimes love is complicated.
Zombies are all the rage right now. Everyone, it seems, loves a good zombie story. And how can we not? Cue Barbara Streisand: “People. . . . People who eat people. . . .”
Even my cat Ellis loves zombies. (I kid you not. Follow this link for photographic proof). Really, it’s no surprise. Cats love a good chase. Zombie movies have those out the wazoo, along with enough other plot elements to appeal across a wide demographic: crashing cars, falling planes, burning buildings, guns galore, explosions, action, danger and adventure of all kinds, political intrigue—you name it. The best ones even have a bit of romance.
And the good news for zombie storytellers is that creating a zombie character does not exactly present the most difficult of writing challenges. Zombies are not particularly complicated. Not a lot of deep psychological layers here. The toughest problem in writing zombie dialogue is figuring out how to spell “Graaaaarrrr!” Zombie needs are simple. They’re very direct. They know what they want, and they go for it.
In fact, zombies tend to be a rather homogeneous bunch. Most of them have similar back stories. They wake up dead one day, and realize they’re powerfully hungry. Only one source of food will do. They have a hard time putting their needs into words. But they know what must be done. They set out to do it. And there you go.
Of course, zombie tales can't really happen. They're just make-believe, and contain no possible connections to real life. Right?
But what if one did? In fact, what if it had both feet planted in reality?
Zombies are all the rage right now. Everyone, it seems, loves a good zombie story. And how can we not? Cue Barbara Streisand: “People. . . . People who eat people. . . .”
Even my cat Ellis loves zombies. (I kid you not. Follow this link for photographic proof). Really, it’s no surprise. Cats love a good chase. Zombie movies have those out the wazoo, along with enough other plot elements to appeal across a wide demographic: crashing cars, falling planes, burning buildings, guns galore, explosions, action, danger and adventure of all kinds, political intrigue—you name it. The best ones even have a bit of romance.
And the good news for zombie storytellers is that creating a zombie character does not exactly present the most difficult of writing challenges. Zombies are not particularly complicated. Not a lot of deep psychological layers here. The toughest problem in writing zombie dialogue is figuring out how to spell “Graaaaarrrr!” Zombie needs are simple. They’re very direct. They know what they want, and they go for it.
In fact, zombies tend to be a rather homogeneous bunch. Most of them have similar back stories. They wake up dead one day, and realize they’re powerfully hungry. Only one source of food will do. They have a hard time putting their needs into words. But they know what must be done. They set out to do it. And there you go.
Of course, zombie tales can't really happen. They're just make-believe, and contain no possible connections to real life. Right?
But what if one did? In fact, what if it had both feet planted in reality?
Jail for those refusing to attend church?
Does this politician really want to throw people into jail who refuse to attend church? Democrats and the media say yes. They're basing that on a single statement that Arizona State Rep. Sylvia Allen made in an appropriations hearing. Here is the full comment, which as far as I have been able to tell has not been previously uploaded or included in other news stories. See for yourself to see whether this statement amounts to a declaration that she wants to jail non-church goers, as the media are claiming.
Note: As of this posting, two days after the event, only one media outlet had asked Allen for her side of the story, and the quote it gave was very brief. I spoke briefly with one of her staffers Thursday afternoon, but she was out of the office and did not return my call. She tells her side of the story in detail on her Facebook page, however. Her full statement is pasted below.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
My Journey as an Indie Author: The Story So Far
From
TV news director to novelist, blogger and radio host. Two years ago I set
out to reinvent myself. What a trip it's
been.
Okay,
so I did what they tell you never to do: I “quit the day job”—which
in my case meant leaving a pretty good gig running a TV newsroom—in order to
pursue a lifelong dream of writing fiction. I’m sure that struck
some people as being precipitous. It
wasn’t. I had decided long ago, in
consultation with my spouse, that when the time was right, and when we had a
sufficient financial cushion in place, I would do this at least for a while.
I
might have been tempted to wait and pad the nest egg further if not for a
couple of developments that made me suspect the midnight chimes were about to sound. For one, even though I was feeling fine, I began to have premonitions that my
health was about to take a turn for the worse. (Such feelings have
served me well in the past. I have been blogging about some of those.) Second, waiting until retirement to do the
writing I wanted to do began to seem like an increasingly long shot. I could not help but notice that too many of
my TV news colleagues weren’t making it to the finish line.
Sunday, March 22, 2015
A Stunning Rush to Judgment—The Aftermath
Now even some liberals are
admitting the whole “hands up, don’t shoot” narrative was false. So what have we learned?
In
the immediate aftermath of the Ferguson shooting last summer, three things were
abundantly clear. One, the claim that Michael
Brown had his hands up and was trying to surrender when a white police officer
shot him had not been proved. Two, that
did not matter to protesters and agitators.
But most disturbingly of all, it didn’t much matter to the mass media,
either.
Right
after the incident, the Race Industry, which is a subset of the media’s Outrage Industry, went into full production. Civil rights leaders and professional race
agitators like Al Sharpton (the two groups overlap but are not identical) descended
on the scene to stoke emotions, and they succeeded spectacularly. The media were fully complicit in this, a
fact that is in no way surprising given the media’s predilection for presenting
stories designed to punch emotional buttons for the purpose of driving ratings
and clicks. But even so, the fact that
so few so-called “mainstream” news reporters raised a hand and said, “Hey, wait
a minute—shouldn’t we get the facts before we all run off half cocked?” was
disappointing.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Announcing Bashful Bloviator Magazine
Starting immediately,
listeners to The Forrest Carr Show on Tucson’s PowerTalk 1210 will be able to
see much of the source material for what we discuss on the program in one easy
location. The stories will be
available daily via Bashful Bloviator Magazine. Here’s the link.
If you’re not the
kind of person who can memorize a string of characters that long (what, really?),
you can find the magazine in three other ways.
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Springtime in Arizona
There’s one thing I really love
about springtime in The Grand Canyon State.
Hang on, it’ll come to me in a minute.
Ah,
the sights and sounds of springtime in Arizona.
The wind roaring through the treetops, rattling the screens, and making
the eves pop and groan. The clanging of
tortured wind chimes twisting in their death throws. The startling thuds of hapless birds slamming against the
walls and windows. Indoors, a staccato,
liquid, guttural sound denotes the arrival of another hacked-up kitty furball
on the nice comforter in the guest bedroom, deposited there by a joyous feline
who is alive with hyperkinetic activity due to the change of seasons. Later,
she and her brother will energetically climb our fake ficus, testing to see whether it's any more stable than it was the last time, after which
they’ll take turns clawing at the window screens. It’s not a problem; that’s what security
deposits are for. Life is good.
Friday, March 13, 2015
Waisted Daze and Waisted Knights
Who would have guessed some would
find this movie offensive and even dangerous. But they did. Here’s why, and where we’re going with all
this.
In
my capacity as a local radio bloviator and as an experienced journalist I pride
myself in my ability to spot and dissect media trends. But I’m just going to say it: If you had asked me to review a list of
motion pictures slated for release in 2015 and pick the ones most likely to
offend, the word “Cinderella” would not have crossed my lips.
For
missing this one, I offer no excuses. I beat
my gums all the time on the radio about the social media’s flaming Outrage
Industry, onto which the mainstream media regularly and cheerfully poor gasoline. They
do so in the sure and certain hope that news consumers, like lab rats pressing
a food pellet lever in response to a blinking light, will click on these
stories or watch them, thereby doing their part to pad the bonuses of media
executives. And they do, with
predictable and profitable regularity.
Even
so, I completely overestimated the current threshold for apoplectic outrage. In my defense, I’ll only say that who would
have thought that a traditional, 400-year old fairy tale, writ large in a
big-budget, family-oriented movie, produced by the most wildly successful family
entertainment business ever, and
garnished with a happy ending, would have offered anything to offend?
But
it did.
Thursday, March 12, 2015
George Orwell Lacked Imagination
Smile and wave. You're probably on camera. Now, behave.
I
was looking for a photo to share for Throwback Thursday when I came across this
one—a shot of me sitting in a major market TV newsroom in 1988. I won’t embarrass the station by saying in
this post which newsroom it was (although I am posting it in the station’s forum
on Facebook—so they’ll know.) But it reminds me of how different things
were back then.
You
absolutely cannot tell the changes by way of the picture. What do you see? A confident, relatively young man smiling at
the camera. Yep, that’s me. I had just turned 30. I never thought of myself in those days as
being attractive, but I’d give my chances for eternal bliss—and yours too—to look
like that again. In the wider version from which this was cropped, you can see that I’m surrounded by a
couple of coworkers, and they were quite busy. I was, too, until just seconds before the
photo was taken, and then I got busy again, right away. In that regard, TV newsrooms haven’t changed
much. There’s always too much work for
too few people, and with today’s ever-shrinking news budgets that is even more
true now than it was then. (Note to “real
world” employers: this is why former TV
news staffers tend to make excellent workers.
They’re used to busting their butts to meet tight deadlines and deal
with shifting challenges that can, and do, change by the minute. Silly them, they think this level of
productivity is entirely normal for the American workplace).
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Texas Guns To Vote on People Control
In this alternate plane of reality,
life unfolds a bit differently.
AUSTIN,
Texas (Gloomberg News) – The Texas secretary of state certified on Monday that
people control advocates have turned in enough valid signatures to force a
statewide vote on a proposed law that would place severe new restrictions on
people ownership. Initiative organizers
embraced the development as a bold step toward improving people safety for guns
in the state. But people rights
activists vowed a tough battle.
The
measure would enact strong new rules governing what kinds of guns can own a
person. Among them: any gun with a prior history of people
violence would have its people ownership rights revoked indefinitely. Guns would be forbidden from owning people who
have known safety or stability problems.
And every owner would have to register its person with the state.
Friday, March 6, 2015
Space Age Revisited
Before we had Neil Armstrong and
Buzz Aldrin, we had William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, and Jimmy
Doohan—fictional heroes, and real ones. Of
the six names I just mentioned, two are left.
Each of these folks were, and are,
personal heroes of mine. The reasons for
that differ, of course. The latter group
inspired people of my generation to want to take that bold leap to the
stars. The former actually did it—or at
least took firm steps in that direction.
The passing of Leonard Nimoy, a man
who meant the world to me although we never met, reminds me of a sad truth
about getting old. The process of aging
and worrying about getting sick and dying doesn’t suck half so much as watching
everyone you’ve always known do it. In
fact, one way to measure the aging process is to count how many people and things you’ve
spent most of your life loving or enjoying that are now gone.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Don Williams, a Random Choice, and Me
On my PowerTalk 1210 AM radio show, I talk a lot about strange coincidences, and I write about them from time to time on my blog. I don't claim the following counts as one of those, but it is interesting.
A couple of weeks ago, for no particular reason whatsoever, I chose a few Don Williams songs as the out-of-break musical intros for my show. Our producer, Mark Ulm, asked me if I were doing that in honor of Don's upcoming appearance in Tucson. I wasn't. In fact, the last I had really paid any attention to what Don Williams was up to, he had announced his retirement, and that had happened nearly ten years ago. I played the eight songs but otherwise put it out of my mind.
A couple of weeks ago, for no particular reason whatsoever, I chose a few Don Williams songs as the out-of-break musical intros for my show. Our producer, Mark Ulm, asked me if I were doing that in honor of Don's upcoming appearance in Tucson. I wasn't. In fact, the last I had really paid any attention to what Don Williams was up to, he had announced his retirement, and that had happened nearly ten years ago. I played the eight songs but otherwise put it out of my mind.
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Journalism's New Age of Shoddy
Close your eyes. Imagine a world where, every single day, you hear rumors, but there's absolutely no place to turn where you can find out with certainty whether they might be true.
Now open your eyes. I won't go so far as to say you've found it. Yet. But that imaginary world won't look much different from this one. We're almost there.
Even though I am not, at the moment, sitting in a news director's chair, every now and then I get invited to say something to journalists about the profession. In this article written for the Radio Television Digital News Association, I discuss how the New Media are causing Old Media practitioners to lose their ethics, and their minds.
Continue reading on RTNDA website >>
©2015 by Forrest Carr. All rights reserved.
Now open your eyes. I won't go so far as to say you've found it. Yet. But that imaginary world won't look much different from this one. We're almost there.
Even though I am not, at the moment, sitting in a news director's chair, every now and then I get invited to say something to journalists about the profession. In this article written for the Radio Television Digital News Association, I discuss how the New Media are causing Old Media practitioners to lose their ethics, and their minds.
Continue reading on RTNDA website >>
©2015 by Forrest Carr. All rights reserved.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Sex Box: Bold, Innovative TV for Our Times
I don’t always post my radio
rants. But this one was more fun than
the law allows (and I mean that literally, given that it was broadcast on an
FCC-regulated facility and involves activities you can’t fully describe
in such a setting). My goal here was to
make our board op and producer, Mark Ulm, blow coffee out his nose. I pretty much succeeded. In fact, I think I may have messed him up for life. And best of all, everything I said is
true. A rough transcript is below; audio
from the live broadcast is at the bottom of the page.
As
a science fiction author, one of the things I’m called upon to do is to look
into the future and try to figure out where current trends in modern society
are taking us. It’s an old science
fiction tradition. My
personal idol Robert Heinlein was a genius at it. In particular he did a really good job of
figuring out where mass media was going.
I’ve
got to say, I did not see this one coming.
Never, in my wildest imagination, at any point in my life would I ever, ever,
EVER have come up with the kind of scenario that will hit America’s cable TV
networks soon.
Real soon. Last week, in fact.
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