Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Job Applicant Darwin Awards

It was an attractive résumé photo with a cheerful caption.  But the caption did not convey the meaning the writer intended, with hilarious results.  It’s one of many sometimes spectacular examples of real-life job candidate self-immolation I have collected over the years.  Read.  Enjoy.  Learn.  And share.

Here is the full article on the Radio Television Digital News Association website.

And as always, if you like this brand of reality-based humor, check out my novel Messages, which applies the same treatment on a wholesale basis to the TV news industry.












©2015 by Forrest Carr.  All rights reserved.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

A Journal of the Crazy Year on the John C. Scott Show

Tucson radio legend John C. Scott invited me on his show to discuss the facts and myths behind the post-apocalyptic science fiction novel, A Journal of the Crazy Year, issued this week in print (also available for the Kindle).


Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Radio Interview: "A Journal of the Crazy Year"

Jim Parisi was kind enough to have me on his morning drive radio show to discuss my sci-fi novel, A Journal of the Crazy Year, which is now available in print (also for the Kindle).  We discuss how it came about, the real life plague that inspired it, recent trends that make you wonder if the novel isn't already coming true, and the great reviews the book is getting.


Friday, January 9, 2015

Sign the petition

Stand with Charlie Hebdo.  If you engage in free speech--especially if you write for a living or a hobby, or you read the works of those who do, then add  your voice.  Sign the petition.  Act on it.  Share it.

Click here to see the petition

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Interview with a Martyr

The barbaric attacks on the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo just reminded us all of the following key fact.  More than bullets, guns, mortars, cannons, air strikes, or “boots on the ground,” the forces of tyranny, intolerance and darkness fear the pen.  While the use of police, soldiers and all forms of lethal military force have little psychological effect on these mindless fanatics other than to make them look forward to “martyrdom,” it’s the threat of ridicule that has the murderous rats quaking in their blood-stained boots.  Those who would enslave us all in the name of religion fear only our scorn, derision and laughter.

Let’s let them have some more of that.  Plenty more. 

Read the post below.  Enjoy it.  Laugh out loud.  Share it with your friends.  Find other satirical posts like it—they’re out there.  Share them, too.

Today I added the French words “Je suis Charlie” to my blog, Facebook, and Twitter account headers.  I urge every person who craves freedom and who despises the forces of religious enslavement--especially if you are a journalist, writer, news consumer or reader-- to do the same and then, having done so, to celebrate it and to urge others to do likewise.
--Forrest Carr
Je suis Charlie

“Interview with a Martyr”
Gloomberg News Service
for immediate broadcast

It’s been one year since Taliban operative Hassan al-Libi blew himself up in a suicide bombing attack in Afghanistan, killing more than 30 men, women, and children.  Recently al-Libi sat down with Gloomberg News reporter Rip N. Reed for an exclusive interview.

Gloomberg News:   Mr. al-Libi, thanks for agreeing to sit down with us today.  May I call you Hassan?

Hassan al-Libi:   Certainly.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Sue the Bastards

 In this installment:  screwed-over employees, a shellfish shock, and an embarrassed burglar seeks revenge.

Dear STB:
My employer operates auto upholstery shops in several states.  Recently it closed its local business and threw me and about 15 other people out of work.  We’d become unhappy with pay and working conditions, and recently one of us had contacted a union in town to inquire about organizing.  Our company has always let it be known that if we workers ever were to unionize, they’d shut down the shop.  This looks suspicious to me.  What can we do?
--Scrood in Scottsdale